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Rude/Funny Soap
Rude/Funny Soap
Rude/Funny Soap
Rude/Funny Soap
Rude/Funny Soap
Rude/Funny Soap
Rude/Funny Soap
Rude/Funny Soap
Rude/Funny Soap
Rude/Funny Soap
Rude/Funny Soap
Rude/Funny Soap
Rude/Funny Soap
Rude/Funny Soap

Rude/Funny Soap

Regular price £6.95 Sale

Rude / Funny Soap - perfect gift  for the man/woman who has everything including a sense of humour!

Hilariously named but hiding under that paper wrapper is beautiful Soap that is: Vegan, cruelty-free, SLS-free, paraban-free and, best of all, no Palm Oil.

  • Sweaty B*llocks - This soap will sort those sweaty balls out! In fact, once you start using this, you’ll be nuts about it! Fragranced with zingy lemongrass and hemp it’s a cheeky fresh treat for all over the body

  • Back, Sack & CrackThis soap is made with Shea Butter, Coconut Oil and Olive Oil for softening the skin – perfect for all your nooks and crannies! Fragranced with warm musky patchouli, and with added sandalwood.

  • Tits'n'Fanny - Boobs and bits - a cheeky treat. A lovely foamy soap for all over the body! Fragranced in zesty orange and heavenly grapefruit. 

  • Filthy Scrubber - Activated charcoal soap, with the zingy fresh fragrance of lime, this lovely soap with leave you squeaky clean and filth-free!

  • Smart ArseKnow a smart arse? This delightful bar will let them buff their ring until it shines like a new brass penny! This is a tingly scrubby bar of fresh zingy pepperminty fabulousness, with added exfoliating poppy seeds.

  • Boob Job - A funny fun gift for her! This fabulous bar of 100% natural soap will delight and entertain, raise many laughs and also be a treat to use! Fragranced with gorgeous rose geranium, and made with Shea Butter it’s a cheeky gentle treat for all over the body

  • Hot Flush - Ladies – when you’re feeling hotter than a power station and not in a good way, cool yourself with a lovely shower and this gorgeous soothing soap. Made with lavender to bring some calm to an anxious mind and lime to lift your spirits, it’s a great remedy for those hormonal blues.

  • Hand Job - Foam up those grubby hands and anywhere else you fancy with this antibacterial, anti-fungal soap fragranced in Tea Tree & Turmeric Root

  • Sweaty Flaps - Fragranced with zingy lemongrass and hemp, this soap is a cheeky fresh treat for all over the body, your face, feet and all your bits!
  • Smell my Finger - Sniff those pinkies people, because they will smell divine! Luscious lemon and ylang ylang are a heavenly combo – zesty and sweet

  • Buffin' the Muffin - Luscious lemon and ylang ylang are a heavenly combo – zesty and sweet! Buff that Muff with this beauty! A truly lovely bar of soap and perfect for tickling your fancy – and everywhere else! 

  • Honey I shat my pants - Ok so chances are, no one’s actually shat their pants…! This is a tingly scrubby bar of fresh zingy pepperminty fabulousness, with added exfoliating poppy seeds. This’ll wake you up! 

 

We love aromatherapy, and these soaps are frankly awesome. Fresh, quality, beautifully fragranced. And hilarious, naturally. (OK so the names are wickedly hilarious, the bars themselves are seriously good).